Your Scene Sucks: A Rant About Scene Girls

Mother fucker. I'm sick of all these stupid, dumb ass, preteen or teen wanna-be-some-area-of-pop-culter-label! The best example of this I can think of is Scene. Now, what is it? Well, basicly its every cool thing from the 1980s compleatly ruined with stupid hair, big sun glasses,japan and a fuck load of makeup that looks like the said "scencester" (as they are called) is compleatly willing to give them a fucking blow job because there whores. It's annoying! Here is a discription of a Scene Queen (AKA Wanna-be-goth-or-some-such-BITCH) as told by one of my favorite websites (http://yourscenesucks.com/)

this utterly useless scene queen is internet-famous for no apparent reason other than the fact that she looks like a clown and is as naive as she is colorful.

she claims that she invented fashion trends like stripes and becomes furious if anyone “steals” her hairstyle or any of her other patented looks. making it a point to hunt down anyone who has a similar style and subsequently spending countless hours chastising others, she still can't help but wonder why she only has friends in the online world.

the scene queen boasts that she is buddybuddy with fellow myspace icon jeffree star, but outside of gender-bending 15 year-olds, who really cares?

like most "artsy" girls her age, she has dreams of being a fashion designer and attempts to pass off bedazzled trinkets from michaels as jewelry. all that she has truly mastered is the art of manipulating mindless fans into buying her cheap junk through endless blog postings.

do mommy and daddy really know what their little girl is up to when she really should be doing her homework?

Now, the irony, I am blogging about this. So there. Most of there music sucks ass anyway... No. All of there music sucks actualy. They think there so origonal and differnt when people have been doing shit like that forever. This also leads to another thing... interent fame. Once again, I see the irony in this. Alot of girls want to be interet famous now a days. (I could be an example perhaps? I just kind of do this for a good bitch fest and some writing but you know..) And how to do suppose they achive this? Take a million fucking pictures of them selfs pretty much half naked with a shit load of makeup on then post it on myspace or some other form of social network. Alot of them say for art purposes and for clothing. One, the clothing that they uses has been done numerous times over the course of fashion history. (EX: Stripes and Joan Jett hair.) And second, the only people you'll really get looking at your so called art is pedofiles and other scene whores bitching about how you stole "there look".

In closing, You're music sucks, YOU probably suck dick, and you're make up is horrid. Oh also, fuck you.

Have a good day.

- The Typist.